172. What if you need a friend and there are hundred steps between us? You can take the first step to get near me and I will take all 99 steps to be there for you.
173. Don't focus on what you lost but what remains. Don't focus on the pain but how the pain shaped you. Don't focus on the failure but on the great lessons the failure taught you.
174. To have a happy life, you gotta dance like no one's watching, dream like you'll live forever, live like you're gonna die tomorrow and love like it's never gonna hurt.
175. Success in life can never be an accident, it's the result of right decisions at the right time. Champions are not people who never fail but people who never quit.
176. Sometimes, you just can't take things back to the way they used to be, no matter how you try, regardless of how sorry you are. Because in life, there are no rewinds, only plays, so, play it right.
177. Here's something to ponder on: Never let someone be your priority, while allowing yourself to be just their option.
178: Love isn't about luxurious things in the world. It isn't about driving a BMW, nor living in New York. Love is about that someday, you two will be able to reach your dreams, helping out each other. Love is about trust, even if everything falters. Love is about giving without expecting anything. Love is about sharing happiness and pain as well. Love is about accepting that person even if others can't. Love is about holding on, even if all else fail.
179. Some friends forget, some move away, some keep silent. Some just change. But I'm not one of them, I'm just here, minsan, busy nga lang. Pero never kitang nakalimutan! =)
180. Often, we get impatient and take things into our own hands, but God said, "Be quiet, trust me, I know your needs better than you do. Just wait and give me a chance to work."
181. There is no such thing as a bad day, only bad moments that people choose to nurse all day. Think happy moments and create a happy day and a happy you! Smile always.
182. If one star will fall everytime I miss you, all stars will be out of the sky now. So, if ever there be no more stars tonight, it's all your fault, you make me miss you so much.
183. Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you. :)
184. If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!" :)
185. If you could choose between life and death you would almost rather die, love is fun but hurts so much the price you pay is high. And so I say don't fall in love, you will get hurt before you're through. You see my friend, I ought to know, I fell in love with you.
186. You brighten my day, hindi ka naman araw. You light up my life, hindi ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, hindi ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, hindi ka naman sabaw. FRIEND kita, yan malinaw!
187. I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me... you cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off the window, I ain't jump. Instead, I'll catch you with my arms and hug you tight!
188. When the time comes I can't smile anymore, don't worry about me, I know what to do. I'll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.
189. In my dreams you gave me your heart. In my dreams we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together... might as well be dreaming forever...
190. If I get takot, would you hawak me tight? If I gawa something mali, would you make it right? If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame? If I sabi I miss you, would you ramdam the same?
191. Days can be so tough and at times cruel, too much for one to be alone, when you feel that you can't hold on any longer, I'll take your hand and we'll go thru with it together. I'll be here and that's forever.
192. Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me anymore. That's why.
193. Ako? Ako yung "nothing", as in, nothing para sa 'yo, kasi, alam ko na meron ka nang "your everything." Pero sana, alam mo na kapag nawala si "everything", dyan lang si "nothing" to give you "everything."
194. Nagkamali ka na ba sa isang taong akala mo kaibigan mo lang? Na kapag nakuha ng iba, balewala lang, kaso, nung nawala na sya, nasabi mo na lang, "Tanga ko, mahal ko pala sya!"
195. Ayoko sana ikaw itext, kasi, gusto kong mamiss mo rin ako at maisip mo na mahalaga rin ako sa 'yo. Yun nga lang, sensya na, hindi ako kasing tibay mo, na masaya kahit wala ako.
196. Sabi nila, minsan, sa buhay natin, kailangan kang mamili kung yung taong mahal mo o mahal ka! Hello?! Hindi na uso yun ngayon, ang tanong, "Yummy ba sya?" =)
197. You are texting while walking... Daan bike-ilag, daan aso-ilag, daan kotse-ilag, daan trak-ilag, daan si "kukote". Stop! Gosh, sino yun? Naman! So cute!
198. Kapag naloko ka, huwag kang iiyak. Kapag iniwan ka, huwag kang hahabol. Kapag sinaktan ka, huwag kang magmamakaawa. Instead, be proud and say, "Yes! available na ako!"
199. Madaling sabihin na mahal mo ang isang tao kahit hindi naman totoo. Simpleng "I love you" tapos send ng quotes. Pero merong mahirap... ang kumain ng saging na kasinglaki nina B1 at B2.
200. Hindi ko alam kung bakit nagseselos ako kapag may ibang nagpapangiti at nagpapasaya sa 'yo. Hindi naman siguro sa makasarili ako kundi natatakot lang ako na sa sobrang kasiyahan mo, lumobo ang sipon mo!
201. May nakadinner date ako. May kulangot near her lips. Sinabihan ko na lang na "may kanin near your lips." Dinilaan nya at sabi, "Ikaw talaga, hindi naman kanin eh, ulam!"
202. When everything seems unfair, when all that you do is not appreciated, I'll go with you, wipe your tears, take you for a walk and tell you, "Ito ang lollipop, tahan na, hindi natin sila bati."
203. Pratatatat! Kaboom! Kablaaam! Weewee! Wangwang! Pratatatat! Sugod mga cute! Itext ang mga pangit! Yes sir! Ito, tinext ko na yung isa, lider ata nila.
204. Ang pagkakaibigan ay parang bulate sa puwet, hindi mo nakikita pero nadarama mo yung kiliti nito. Salamat ha, kasi, isa kang bulate sa pwet ko, ang kati mo dude!
205. Mawala man ako sa 'yo, maraming darating, higit pa sa akin. Pero kung talagang nakalaan na ako para maging kaibigan mo, babalik ako ilang ulit man akong kuhanin ng ABS-CBN at GMA.
206. For toothpaste ad, they show the teeth. For shampoo ad, they show the hair. For facial soap, they show the face. Pero bakit sa Whisper napkin, walang showing? Unfair naman! =)
207. Bakit bad trip ang pinya kapag umaga? Marami kasi syang aalising muta! Wahaha! Bukas, bad trip na naman yun. Hehehe.
208. Gusto mong malaman ang wish ko? Sana, isang araw, paggising ko sa umaga, ikaw ang una kong makita, nakangiti sa akin, habang ibinubulong mo sa akin, "Señorito, ito na po ang kape nyo. May ipag-uutos pa ba kayo?!" =)
209. Kung ikaw ang nasa sitwasyon na ito, kanino ka mas higit na hahanga? Sa taong iniwan ang lahat para sa minamahal nya, o sa pusang naghaharlem? =)
210. "niM6l62 62 Y0aanU an62l Y6M" This is a Da Vinci Code! To decode, read it in front of a mirror. Pass it on to your friends to show how you love them. =)
211. Ang buhay ay mahirap, puno ng lumbay at pagsubok, pero kapag ikaw ay nadapa, bumangon ka at buong tapang mong sabihin, "Sino gang tumulak sa akin? Parang tanga eh!"
212. Ifugao: Apply po ako ng sundalo, sir. Officer: Hindi ka pwede, ang dami mong sirang ngipin, bungi ka pa! Ifugao: Bakit sir, sa gyera ba ngayon, kagatan na ang labanan?
213. I chose you as my friend because you are thoughtful, sweet, loving, caring, understanding, charming, demanding, daring, kambing, bonjing, uling, saging, matsing, duling at may kuliling! hehehe.
214. A lizard fell on a table. Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae; Kikay: Eew, lizard!; Astig: Shit, butiki!; Mataray: Shucks, butiks!; Mayaman: Yuck! La coste!; Mahirap: Pare, ulam!
215. Ang buhay ay parang prutas, dahil sa usok nagmula ang alikabok na hindi maabot ng pilay. Tandaan na ang pag-ibig ay hindi napupulot sa kalderong mainit. Hindi mo gets? Good evening na lang!
216. Husband: Mahal, kung hindi ako makaligtas sa operasyong ito, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa mga bata. I love you all! Wife: Tumigil ka! Wala pang namatay sa tuli!
217. Sabi, parang paru-paro daw ang tao, sa umpisa daw, mga uod muna tayo, walang ganda. Pero darating ang panahon na magiging ganap na ang kagandahan. Teka, ang tagal mo nang uod ah? =)
218. Ang mga boys, hindi dapat pinaglalaruan, hindi rin niloloko. Kasi, ang mga yan, sobrang magmahal, sobrang masaktan. Iiyak-iyak lang sa sulok, pero kapag yan, gumanti! Loko! Nambubuntis yan! =)
219. Kumusta? May nagtext na ba sa iyo na hindi mo kilala? Baka kasi friend ko yun! Kinuha kasi ang number mo sa akin. Sensya na, ibinigay ko. Mabait naman yun eh, naghahanap daw kasi sya ng aakyat ng niyog... pwede ka ba?
220. One day, a fairy appeared and asked me, "Which would you wish to have, looks or brains?" I told her, "penge na lang pong pera, meron na ako pareho eh!" =)
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